You know you're danish when........

• you think "Ich bin böse und knalle mit den Tür" is hilarious.
• you know that your national language is danish, not dutch (or german).
• you make fun of swedes.
• you make fun of germans.
• you're not religious, but still pay church taxes.
• you're getting paid to study.
• people think you're dutch.
• you think it's the funniest to make people from other countries say "rødgrød med fløde".
• you arrive too late at the train station because you expect DSB to be even later than that.
• you think the drive from aalborg to copenhagen is deathly long.
• you know there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.
• you get angry when people ask you wether denmark is the capital of sweden.
• you think german was the worst class in school.
• you know that LEGO is the greatest danish invention ever.
• people walking in bicycle lanes pisses you off.
• you tell every non-dane that Viggo Mortensen is of danish descent.
• you think Casino Royale is a great movie, only because Mads Mikkelsen was in it.
• you consider 65F / 18C to be summer. 
• you don't see "blåbærsyltetøj" as a hard word to pronounce.
• you start wearing short as soon as the temperature hits 60F/15C.
• you own a vacation house less than an hours drive away.
• you consider "putting down your tree shoes" as a very bad thing. 
• going on a roadtrip to germany means you need to restock.
• you know that the stores close at 6 pm at saturdays, and sundays are resting days for the whole country.

Har fundet disse på nogen forskellige hjemmesider, mest fra www.youknowyourdanishwhen.com, og jeg kunne ikke lade være at dele det med jer; jeg synes det var alt for genialt :-)